I Dress Like A ChickenDoodle

Ugh

I. HATE. MY. PERIOD.


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Via Para-Para-Paradise

kendrawcandraw:

Hey y’all! I hit 5k followers so I’m doing a giveawaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WIN???

Well, dear reader SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND PEEP THIS SHIT

  • ORIGINAL ART jacked right from my sketchbooks!!! I will try to make it mostly Glee-related if you so choose but it will also include some of my RANDOM SHIT DRAWINGS YEAH
  • STICKERS!! So many FUCKING STICKERS you don’t even know
  • GOODIES that’s right RANDOM GOODIES that I find in my room or at a sketchy Brooklyn dollar store/thrift store!!! This could mean CREEPY TOYS, or a BIZARRE T-SHIRT, or I DON’T KNOW LIKE A BUTT DIDDLER OR SOMETHING WHATEVER I FIND IT’S A SURPRISE
  • An original DUMB GLEE COMIC that HAS YOU IN IT!!!!!!! That I will draw ESPECIALLY FOR YOU yeah THAT’S RIGHT YOU GET TO BE IN A COMIC you can request what it’ll be about but chances are I’LL JUST DRAW A COMIC ABOUT DICKS  or BUTTS
  • CANDY!!!! DICK YEAH!!!!!

Hold up there dickfart THERE ARE RULES!!!!!

  1. This is a giveaway for my awesome followers so if your ass ain’t followin’ me YOU AIN’T GETTING SHIT HOMIE (and if you follow me just for the giveaway I WILL SIDE-EYE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU)
  2. You can reglob as MANY TIMES AS YOUR BUTTHOLE DESIRES because YOU CAN’T CAGE THE WIND but like don’t go crazy because I will SIDE-EYE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU and you will also probably piss everyone who follows you off
  3. Likes count because I can’t be dicked to sort through that ish
  4. There will be THREE WHOLE WINNERS WOW WOAH that I will choose randomly using a number generator or throwing a dart at the list of names or something IDK
  5. The lucky ducky winners will be chosen on SATURDAY, JUNE 9TH!!!! YEAYEYAYEYAYEYEYAFUCK

Okay uh I think that’s it I love you all GOOD LUCK I LOVE YOU ALL AHHHHHHHHH



kendrawcandraw:

Hey y’all! I hit 5k followers so I’m doing a giveawaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WIN???

Well, dear reader SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND PEEP THIS SHIT

  • ORIGINAL ART jacked right from my sketchbooks!!! I will try to make it mostly Glee-related if you so choose but it will also include some of my RANDOM SHIT DRAWINGS YEAH
  • STICKERS!! So many FUCKING STICKERS you don’t even know
  • GOODIES that’s right RANDOM GOODIES that I find in my room or at a sketchy Brooklyn dollar store/thrift store!!! This could mean CREEPY TOYS, or a BIZARRE T-SHIRT, or I DON’T KNOW LIKE A BUTT DIDDLER OR SOMETHING WHATEVER I FIND IT’S A SURPRISE
  • An original DUMB GLEE COMIC that HAS YOU IN IT!!!!!!! That I will draw ESPECIALLY FOR YOU yeah THAT’S RIGHT YOU GET TO BE IN A COMIC you can request what it’ll be about but chances are I’LL JUST DRAW A COMIC ABOUT DICKS  or BUTTS
  • CANDY!!!! DICK YEAH!!!!!

Hold up there dickfart THERE ARE RULES!!!!!

  1. This is a giveaway for my awesome followers so if your ass ain’t followin’ me YOU AIN’T GETTING SHIT HOMIE (and if you follow me just for the giveaway I WILL SIDE-EYE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU)
  2. You can reglob as MANY TIMES AS YOUR BUTTHOLE DESIRES because YOU CAN’T CAGE THE WIND but like don’t go crazy because I will SIDE-EYE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU and you will also probably piss everyone who follows you off
  3. Likes count because I can’t be dicked to sort through that ish
  4. There will be THREE WHOLE WINNERS WOW WOAH that I will choose randomly using a number generator or throwing a dart at the list of names or something IDK
  5. The lucky ducky winners will be chosen on SATURDAY, JUNE 9TH!!!! YEAYEYAYEYAYEYEYAFUCK

Okay uh I think that’s it I love you all GOOD LUCK I LOVE YOU ALL AHHHHHHHHH




hahahahahaha Fuck my social life.

hahahahahaha Fuck my social life.


  • English: I love you
  • Spanish: Te amo
  • Italian: Ti amo
  • Russian: Я люблю тебя
  • German: Ich liebe dich
  • French: Je t'aime
  • Chinese: 我爱你
  • Croatian: Volim te.
  • Finnish: Minä rakastan sinua.
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Via Caustic Cherry

(Source: evebamford)





kendrawcandraw:

Hey y’all! I hit 5k followers so I’m doing a giveawaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WIN???

Well, dear reader SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND PEEP THIS SHIT

  • ORIGINAL ART jacked right from my sketchbooks!!! I will try to make it mostly Glee-related if you so choose but it will also include some of my RANDOM SHIT DRAWINGS YEAH
  • STICKERS!! So many FUCKING STICKERS you don’t even know
  • GOODIES that’s right RANDOM GOODIES that I find in my room or at a sketchy Brooklyn dollar store/thrift store!!! This could mean CREEPY TOYS, or a BIZARRE T-SHIRT, or I DON’T KNOW LIKE A BUTT DIDDLER OR SOMETHING WHATEVER I FIND IT’S A SURPRISE
  • An original DUMB GLEE COMIC that HAS YOU IN IT!!!!!!! That I will draw ESPECIALLY FOR YOU yeah THAT’S RIGHT YOU GET TO BE IN A COMIC you can request what it’ll be about but chances are I’LL JUST DRAW A COMIC ABOUT DICKS  or BUTTS
  • CANDY!!!! DICK YEAH!!!!!

Hold up there dickfart THERE ARE RULES!!!!!

  1. This is a giveaway for my awesome followers so if your ass ain’t followin’ me YOU AIN’T GETTING SHIT HOMIE (and if you follow me just for the giveaway I WILL SIDE-EYE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU)
  2. You can reglob as MANY TIMES AS YOUR BUTTHOLE DESIRES because YOU CAN’T CAGE THE WIND but like don’t go crazy because I will SIDE-EYE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU and you will also probably piss everyone who follows you off
  3. Likes count because I can’t be dicked to sort through that ish
  4. There will be THREE WHOLE WINNERS WOW WOAH that I will choose randomly using a number generator or throwing a dart at the list of names or something IDK
  5. The lucky ducky winners will be chosen on SATURDAY, JUNE 9TH!!!! YEAYEYAYEYAYEYEYAFUCK

Okay uh I think that’s it I love you all GOOD LUCK I LOVE YOU ALL AHHHHHHHHH


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